Merepek Si Kerepek

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

perempuan itu complicated?

lagi susah mau susun ayat dari solve problem yg simple..lol


Cara wanita ajak makan:
Di suatu petang yg indah, seorang isteri yang lapar untuk makan ayam kentaki fried ciken menghampiri suaminya dan bertanya "Sayang, ade rase lapar tak?", and si suami yg sedang menonton tv tersentak dan membalas "ermmm...tak lapar, trima kasih". maka si isteri pun merajuk dengan membaca majalah WANITA dalam keadaan lapar..lapar and frust

Cara lelaki ajak makan:
Di suatu petang yg indah, seorang suami yang lapar untuk makan ayam kentaki fried ciken menghampiri isterinya dan bertanya "Sayang, abg g tapau KFC, nak pesan ape2 tak?"...setengah jam kemudian, si suami membawa bungkusan KFC..kenyang dan happy

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - -


"AKU" nyer Conclusion:
Perempuan Complicated and Complex
Lelaki simple and straightforward


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